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By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 582
You deserved it 4 135

Same thing different taste

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On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

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it sounds like you're jealous that you didn't think to spend your money on those items before he did...

lmaoatall 6

don't be selfish op. where and when is the party? I'll bring chips and salsa, and if you ask, I'm sure boners won't mind bringing his pin the balls on the penis game.

ryan190187 2

Coolest way to spend $400 EVER!!! the guys a legend lol

Buy a matching hat and crash his party!