Money: Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me.... - FML

By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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NAU_future 7

Monday 18 July 2011 19:11

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

nicobington 1

Monday 18 July 2011 19:12

PARTY!!!!

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kseamon48 1

Monday 18 July 2011 21:15

at least he spent it on useful things!!! lol

dvds414 4

Monday 18 July 2011 21:17

lol that's just funny!

Gelski58 2

Monday 18 July 2011 21:22

steal the alcohol, fireworks, sombrero, and steal more money

Looneyjc 0

Monday 18 July 2011 21:27

Your dad knows how to party !

lightbulbman101 4

Monday 18 July 2011 21:28

thats awesome!

lxmadmardiganxl 0

Monday 18 July 2011 21:29

drop a firecracker in his shower and say this is what happens when you use my money to buy stupid things for youdelf with my money! then go steal his money when he gets paid.

Friaza 29

Monday 18 July 2011 21:31

Wait till he falls asleep, put the sombrero on his head, pour all the alchohol on him, throw the firecrackers at him and walk away. :D

IamNOTobligated 0

Monday 18 July 2011 21:32

he should of bought tacos too...

alexxss_fml 10

Monday 18 July 2011 21:33

man knows how to party.

ArsenalFan12 0

Monday 18 July 2011 21:38

at least he spent it wisely

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