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By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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By rainastartree - 23/12/2013 21:10 - United States - Crum Lynne

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By Meghan Elise - 02/03/2019 16:00

Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 19:11

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

nicobington 1

Monday 18 July 2011 19:12

PARTY!!!!

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shayw95 0

Monday 18 July 2011 21:41

at least he remembered the sombrero....

frankdank 3

Monday 18 July 2011 21:45

Did he at least share the booze with you?

HeroicPeanut 3

Monday 18 July 2011 21:50

Party?

joshdairyman 6

Monday 18 July 2011 21:51

hey i voted yes for this in moderate!

SOD_sonofdixie 5

Monday 18 July 2011 22:00

sounds like one hell of a weekend...

Mrrevorp 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:03

well sombreros are pretty awesome lmao

FreezeeMonsta 19

Monday 18 July 2011 22:05

Sombrero FTW!

kenziem18 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:08

did he at least offer to share, if I were you I'd call dibs on the sombrero..(;

xAntonix 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:09

those mexicans..

CallMeHush 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:14

He should have got a falcon.

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