Money: Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me.... - FML

By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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NAU_future 7

Monday 18 July 2011 19:11

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

nicobington 1

Monday 18 July 2011 19:12

PARTY!!!!

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hatchet27 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:16

at least he has his priorities in line!

redmnky21 8

Monday 18 July 2011 22:18

and you havent called the cops why?

durhhdadurhh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:23

HAA! YTD for not being in the kitchen and making him a sandwich!!

ahache 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:24

I'm sorry thats rough but kind of hilarious

vi3tno_romeo 5

Monday 18 July 2011 22:25

persuade him to pay u back...if not then dis-own him..u don't need a person like that in ur life

tnigz 3

Monday 18 July 2011 22:30

im sorry what would you have spent it on

lissajade 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:31

is your step dad charlie sheen ?

Friaza 29

Friday 22 July 2011 18:56

Well Charlie sheen is winning I guess.

Catie13 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:32

can i have the sombrero? it would go great with my giant burito.

Osito2011 9

Monday 18 July 2011 22:39

your step day sounds like the man...not..you should wear the sombrero and take some shots and shoot the fireworks at him

stewpididiot 11

Monday 18 July 2011 22:42

bitch, bitch, bitch. when do we eat ??

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