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By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 19:11

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

nicobington 1

Monday 18 July 2011 19:12

PARTY!!!!

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iBilal 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:48

31th I am cool

lstrawberrycake 12

Monday 18 July 2011 22:56

LOL

liivvii 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:11

sounds legit.

NataliaSV 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:26

hahha the large sombrero its worth it xD :)

NataliaSV 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:29

I want it too

ugotjewed 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:30

atleast he spent it on useful stuff

TDM1979 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:38

Ole

maniaccrab 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:06

maybe he's that drunken vijilantee that blows stuff up called El Mehico

likeyourelooking 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:07

your step dad sounds like a ******' party!!!!

lylasgurgur 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:08

The last line of this FML is by-far my favorite!

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