Work: Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

By Owen - 07/11/2012 18:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

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Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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Sam38_H 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:31

Could have had a laugh if she was 69

Welshite 39

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:31

And? If it makes her happy, let her wear it.

Comments

KrisztinaErika 2

Thursday 8 November 2012 3:49

Ha ha she's awesome!!

roseywallace 4

Thursday 8 November 2012 3:55

you poor poor poor creature.............

LetsBeRealistic 3

Thursday 8 November 2012 3:59

Lets be realistic. The lady still feels comfortable with her body and doesnt care what some punk ass kid thinks of her. Ull learn later that what others think about u doesnt really matter. So grow up and let others do what they want to do

lainzilla 14

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:40

How does this affect your life in ANY way?

Denomic 9

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:44

Hopefully your erection isn't too confused after this situation..

saffy66 34

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:51

Helen Mirren is well over 60 and looks great in a bikini. Age doesn't factor into it. Third party perspective may deem some bodies less attractive than others, but it's not always going to be the older ones.

Baagsbaseball 5

Thursday 8 November 2012 6:09

Dear OP, You're in ******* Canada. It's ******* November. What the **** are you doing remotely close to a pool?

LibraGirl_10 3

Thursday 8 November 2012 6:21

I love the way everyone corrects other people's grammar...its called FML...not FMG! LOL :)

winkydog4056 16

Thursday 8 November 2012 6:44

Could it be possible, despite the OP is posting on FML, the teacher just may have the goods to wear said bikini??? I know plenty of women in the old age of 60's who do.....and good for her for having the confidence to do it!