By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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MrConcise 34

The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!

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Life_is_FML 22

You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.

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Banyes 7

I guess she needed more followers

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ShawnBushOG 9

Ground the shit out of her. This comment will most likely will get disliked, but that is whats needed. And all of her technology..

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kkamp516 10

Hahahaha I actually laughed out loud at the thought of this. Cheesy pop punk music playing in the background, stereotypical popular girl cooking, holding a lighter, and taking pics for Instagram and then chaos ensues. The opening credits roll

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beachbum_101 16

lmfao Instagram makes people do some crazy things XD I know it made me ...

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\ 28

Instagram is so utterly pointless... a cascade of mundane, unimpressive photos taken with fancy filters that no one truly cares about. I deleted mine several months back; haven't regretted it since. :)

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ananas99_fml 10

She could of made it to the popular page, lol

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DontGuessMyName 5

I have to wonder: was she really almost burning the house down or did she just light up a light and you got paranoid? Some people are like that.

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lainzilla 14

Wondering the same thing. I've been yelled at for similar 'almost' things where the reality came nowhere near the fantasy of the person doing the yelling.

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Getspmak 15

The price of raising a hipster! ;-)

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kelseythompson 27

hipsters do not usually use instagram, because instagram is too "mainstream " .. The kid is probably just one of those stupid teens that will do anything for internet recognition.

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