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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 03:27 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 06:00

Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 09:21 - United States

Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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By ripdivine - 24/02/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:17

What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?

metalyoshi9 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:22

Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.

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snowhawk22 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:21

Ummm here's the deal, if you are that unattractive why would you do a kissing booth? Was it for attention or did you really think it would be a good idea? You brought this on yourself. Unless of course you are somewhat attractive then the guy is a douche.

RamzaEK311 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:05

I think he did that on a bet. I don't think you were charging $20 for a kiss, probably $1 or donation, and he saw you before he showed up. No FML, just him playing a joke at your expense, cheer up.

amkoverboard 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:06

you should have had back up aids injections for dicks like that.

SilverBallet 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:20

I'm thinking it was a bet, too. In any case, I wonder about kissing booths. Is kissing no longer part of sexual activities? "Prostitution for Cancer Awareness/Research!" I'm assuming the money being raised was for one or both of those two, not just for cancer itself. >.>

Dtwnwldcat 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:55

No matter how sick and twisted this is, it's so funny lol I'm sorry!!

arby 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:59

#61, yes! I was thinking it would be awesome to just have lips in a cut out and then the person kisses the lips and then the cutout is removed and its a dude. I'd totally put on some lipstick to do that! Would be priceless. Would have to be somewhere other than a drag show though, that is something you'd expect at a drag show.

crazyme123 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:35

hah that proves cute guys are assholes -_-

kjxmlxmon 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:45

WHAT A JERK. COULDN'T HE JUST WALK PAST. WHAT HAPPENED TO "IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL."

zettafail 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:40

Why does everyone thing that OP has to be really ugly or something? You haven't even seen her.

Jabulls 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:01

respectively I didn't read any of the post on here but, I gonna go ahead and say everyone will be against me. But........ that guys is halarious, you faiL!