Kids: Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all...

By Grindyloo - 05/05/2012 10:06

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

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RIP little guy

By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 19:58 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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Saturday 5 May 2012 16:08

Be like a flower and chuck fire at her

BoW2Me 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:11

Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.

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fireflygirl13 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:32

He is evil. Someone should jump on him and see how he feels

TTEmeraldRaven 3

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:32

I have a turtle living in my garden as well. I'll be sure not to let my niece or nephew near her. I'm deeply sorry for your loss. :'(

mugu 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:43

Your nephew has a prob in differentiating between fiction and reality, might wanna take him to the psychiatrist!! Sorry about your turtle, may she R.I.P. :'(

w_robrecht 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 21:03

Having an imagination at the age of 5 doesn't mean he has difficulty telling the difference between fiction and reality

sohigh10 34

Sunday 2 February 2014 1:51

but stomping on and murdering turtles has nothing to do with imagination.

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:45

I am so sorry:( that's terrible

socoolsophie 4

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:46

This makes me sad :( poor turtle

NiveaKK 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:52

Poor turtle! :O

kiakia0131 23

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:17

This is the saddest FML I have read in a long time. Poor turtle. :'(

ittsdann 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:19

Booooooooooo.

jonnyman 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:25

Omg!!! That's so rude!! And everyone is making jokes out of this ? -__- wow

whiterabbit420 4

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:26

Torturing small animals is a sign of a sociopath in the making. Even at 5 a child should be able to recognize that jumping on an animal will harm it, and should be able to distinguish between a video game and real life. OP, talk to your nephews parents about this. Maybe he is not ready to be playing video games if he doesn't understand right and wrong. Sorry about your turtle.