Kids: Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone....

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By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By Diana - 13/08/2010 01:06 - United States

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

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blueeyes24 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:06

Everyone saying that she should keep her child under control... It's not like you can reason with a two year old. All kids that little misbehave sometimes and run. That doesn't make her a bad mom. And the neighbors could have assisted with the running child to make sure he didn't run into the road.

rckchlk 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:03

okay i posted this comment about my two year old. first of all im not fat, and im a girl. we do not live in a trailer park. and the post was suppose to be funny, he ran down our flight of stairs out the door, and when i went to grab him i tripped over my jeans and scraped myself up. im not bitching about it or even asking my neighbors for sympathy. it was a funny incident! for godsake back off. obviously a lot of you have nothing better to do than write ridiculous comments on other peoples posts.

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TantrumGirl 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:51

At least they didn't laugh?

Haileykins 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:57

what's so dangerous outside the front door that your child needed rescuing? are there clowns and paedophiles in your front yard??

onepost_n_done 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:43

Today, my neighbor ran out of her house and fell. She then proceeded to bitch and moan. She then asked why I didn't help her even though I am over 500 feet away, FML.

onepost_n_done 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:47

O and, Today, the clowns and pedophiles finally kidnapped the bratty kid next door after luring him out of his house, MLIG.

Emrysa 1

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:02

Ok drama lama, what should they do? Call an ambulance? Bandage your skinned knees? Hugs and Kisses? Or maybe you wanted them to chase your child down because you were too inept to keep him in the house? I wouldn't chase/grab some stranger's kid in this day and age either. Make sure the screen door is shut all the way next time and suck it up.

WONDERWB 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:03

I feel for you. My two year old took out the front door while I was putting his diaper in the pail in only a diaper. That was interesting.

elledubb 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:05

ytd..for not watching your kid! I have a 3 year old and she is never alone long enough to open the door plus don't you think you should have it locked?

nuke_o 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:10

I think the OP is fat and couldn't catch up with his kid. when he tripped he realized this and wanted the neighbors to hurry up and save him rather than the child.

christen09 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:12

i hope u wooped his ass after that.

nazooer 11

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:13

Your comment makes no sense. Plus, OP is a woman.

trizzieb 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:54

your face.

ghostwitch1863 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:19

make certain your child cannot run out of the door. that could have been a very serious situation. be thankful you were the injured one and not your child!

NicholasShreds 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:22

FYL? No. You fell, get back up and get your kid, boo ******* hoo. I can't say YDI either but this isn't a big deal.

benen 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:22

well if I saw my grown neighbor trip I wouldn't run to rescue them

amiotica 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:49

neither would i.. but if i saw my neighbour running after their small child (suprisingly.. most toddlers can run fast enough to make it a challenge for an adult to catch them) and they fall and the kid is still running i would go after them... cause technically if you witnessed what was happening on your street and that kid gets hit by a car or something and you didnt try to prevent it when you were able to you could be charged with neglect/manslaughter... and arent people nice to their neighbours anymore... when im at the mall and there is a small child running my way and i see the parent chasing after it i will try and catch the kid.. the parents are very grateful after... whats happened to this world and helping others