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By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

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dementedredhead 14

Monday 9 December 2013 6:11

Do you mean ex boyfriend?

EternalTime 7

Monday 9 December 2013 6:11

I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening

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G_bear24 9

Monday 9 December 2013 15:53

Don't get involved with a druggie almost never turns out good...

IceMan11 23

Monday 9 December 2013 15:57

Never trust a junkie.

FYsocks 11

Monday 9 December 2013 16:02

Why wouldn't he go buy real drugs with the money? What good was it to sell the painting for "phoney" ones?

ahsanmasood 4

Monday 9 December 2013 16:51

honey...pack your bags (or his) and walk away!

seriously_wtf22 2

Monday 9 December 2013 17:49

That should be ex boyfriend

jaybone87 8

Monday 9 December 2013 17:56

YOUR fault for staying with him

buttcramp 21

Monday 9 December 2013 19:05

yeah dude normally I'm not quit to judge but it sounds like you already know he sucks. get his dumb ass out of your life, for real. he needs to be pointed in the direction of a professional and then y'all can part ways.

Sitting_Ducki 8

Monday 9 December 2013 19:27

That sucks but if you didn't dump him, report him for theft and expose his drug habil to family ydi

Embyr 8

Monday 9 December 2013 19:59

Are you sure you're not talking about my brother-in-law?

ZackL624 5

Monday 9 December 2013 20:32

I hope he is now your ex

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