Miscellaneous: Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She... - FML

By Help. - 29/09/2011 17:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

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Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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TheCRBrown 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:52

Good luck!

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:53

I would sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow. Just in case.

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jefffluffingham 5

Friday 30 September 2011 0:32

run away in 10 seconds flat!

ScuseMePrincess 2

Friday 30 September 2011 0:35

Good for your roommate. The UK's gun laws are unfair, but at least she's making the best of it. OP, I would seriously like to know your evidence for her being a "violent" individual. If anything, her having a gun, even a bolt-action, makes you safer from burglars.

psuedodragon 23

Friday 30 September 2011 0:58

I agree; where's the proof? I had a friend growing up that people tended to label "violent"... in reality she was just super into hunting and when she became of age she got herself several guns (I don't know what kind). I always thought she was a responsible person so just because you *think* your housemate is "violent" doesn't mean they are stupid/crazy/psychotic/reckless... actually, it should be harder to get your gun license if you are stupid/crazy/reckless...

DrewsFML 8

Friday 30 September 2011 3:47

Actually "super into hunting" equals "violent". Enjoying watching helpless animals writhe in pain until - hopefully - they bleed out is deadly violent, not to mention taking no pain in skinning the warm bloody flesh from their bodies soon after. Any psychologist will tell you that enjoying the torture of animals for fun is the first sign of a budding psychopath. OP, get the hell out and don't look back.

ryanriola 0

Friday 30 September 2011 5:00

156 you are DUMBASS

DomoLaDii 8

Friday 30 September 2011 0:36

suckz for u lmao....,n gud luck with that!

twofirstnames 12

Friday 30 September 2011 0:37

It's gonna suck when it's her time of the month I deffinently wouldn't want to piss her off..

Grayfoxx 5

Friday 30 September 2011 0:37

that sucks she has to wait to get a license first.

frankwolf86 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:41

those r good against the undead

The_creator_fml 2

Friday 30 September 2011 0:46

To the people saying get a bullet proof vest, what if she shoots her in the head?

lolitroll_fml 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:48

Kill her on tuesday?

jsteury 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:51

What's the bog deal my wife and I both hunt we have shotguns and rifles

rAnDomDiNoSaWr 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:52

Well...you have fun with that.... O.o

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