By Help. - 29/09/2011 17:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

I would sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow. Just in case.

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every1luvsboners 11

1) Buy Kevlar body suit. 2) Have sex with her boyfriend. 3) Laugh.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

You're not the real boners sir. Boners had a z in his name, you do not. Also your jokes aren't funny.

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every1luvsboners 11

SnakeDoctor, post a link to a FML where one of your comments has more than 5 thumbs up, pls. M'kay then, STFU troll.

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Freeze_fml 16

The real legends don't give two ***** about thumbs. But if you like I could find several of mine that passed 100.

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Sirin_fml 46

Yes he is the real Boners. No, he didn't have a Z in his name before. If I have to point this out to you yet again, I will remove your reproductive organs and donate them to a travelling circus.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Please do Sirin. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

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every1luvsboners 11

"Real Legends" That's quite contradicting to your comment. Anyways, there was a point that I was trying to make. That being: SnakeDoctor is a noob. This is the fourth time that he has posted that same comment.

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Freeze_fml 16

I only added that bit in case you'd ask me to find a +5 for disagreeing with you. Doesn't seem necessary now, anyway.

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DocBastard 38

I'm the real Sirin. Sirin is the real Boners. Boners is the real Freeze. Freeze is the real Alan. Alan is the real Pendatik. Pendatik is the real KaySL. KaySL is the real DocBastard. We've all switched accounts just to **** with your minds. Now consider your minds ******.

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HomeAl0ne 20

There's just one flaw in this plan. Maybe the boyfriend is the reason she's buying the rifle. Oh, sorry, did I get off topic there?

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TacoSashimi 5

Perhaps you should invest in a bullet-proof vest, and never take it off while you're living with your possibly trigger-happy housemate.

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dreamering 16

We got that part. What about the head? Stick it in the toilet?

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Joshoa123 16

Sounds like a blast.

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