Miscellaneous: Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She...

By Help. - 29/09/2011 17:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 21:41 - United States - Romulus

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By guns save lives, so does gun safety - 03/02/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML

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By HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By Munch - 12/09/2017 04:00 - Australia - Mordialloc

Today, my short-tempered, alcoholic boyfriend proudly showed me the rifle he bought. This guy regularly swears at his own sneezes and often flies into fits of rage because it's hard to get his shoe on. Time to move out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By grant b - 09/06/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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TheCRBrown 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:52

Good luck!

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:53

I would sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow. Just in case.

Comments

commissargrognak 5

Friday 30 September 2011 3:28

Typical anti-gun leftist idiocy from the op and most comments. Also, a vest will NOT stop a true rifle round.... .303, .30-06, 7.62x54R, 8mm, 7.7, .30....anything that is accurate at over 300 yards without losing it's "punch" (not 5.56 or 7.62x39) will go right through a bullet proof vest

AmericanGal21 11

Friday 30 September 2011 3:29

My point exactly. The fact that someone has a gun doesn't make them a violent sniper preying on innocent people from the apartment window...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 30 September 2011 4:14

So, she is a typical anti-gun leftist idiot just because she (still wrong) afraid of her life? I'm pro-gun but, Sorry, but you sound like a stereotypicaly rightwing religious gun crazy who think's anyone disagreeing woth anything involving with a gun is immediately an anti-gun leftist idiot. Let me guess, still believe the 2nd amendment give's you the right to own projectile weapons?