Miscellaneous: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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MaximumRide 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:18

Get a new family.

narks 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:21

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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blooregard 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:34

now that's what I call classy. FYL

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:35

poor mom ;/

KiSsKiZzy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:37

Tommy is that you??? If so I wasn't stoned I was just really sleepy!! So **** you!

Ketz 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:59

Harsh words from a 13 year old.

Pointy130 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:38

F your and your mom's lives.

l0v3t0h8 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:43

hahaha. i would love it if my family was like that. :)

xxviii28 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:43

wow F your moms life :/

mr_mick 0

Monday 14 September 2009 8:45

Dad: Drunk = blissfully happy Sister: Stoned/passed out = Happy Mum: Sober = stressed, anxious, depressed OP: Sober (?) = resorting to FML as form of escapism Moral of story - intoxication is good :D p.s. why doesnt FML spellcheck recognise FML?

optimistic91 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:03

r u tlkn to me?! was ur cmment for me??

stupid_names 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:47

Next time record it and put it on you-tube.

chanman 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:02

ahah i agree

luke11 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:48

You hve the coolest family of all time.

Avabundy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:49

Welcome to the midwest

Dirtyd1062 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 11:35

Ah... Yes gotta love the midwest it's so uniquely horrible.

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:50

Damn. FYL for you and your mother.

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