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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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By so not funny! - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2021 16:01

Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML

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By #MurrayShow - 27/02/2018 01:30

Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML

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By Confused - 20/05/2023 15:00

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML

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By Damn - 06/05/2012 13:53 - Australia

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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Top comments

pilfpolf 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:19

its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene

olypicgold 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:22

you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.

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Macromartyr 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:49

1st guy said it bang on. SPAWN OF THE GINGERVITIS

ItsCommonSense 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:22

actually 180, I didn't learn this stuff either. it's not my fault if my teacher didn't teach us anything about stuff like this even after we told him to.

hockey_66 0

Monday 6 September 2010 10:16

haha cheating bitch

balldega 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:30

lol

hayoudumbass 0

Monday 20 September 2010 8:59

is that bad or something

BambooSwitches 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:37

blondes often have redheaded children and redheads often have blondes. it's an ancestry and genetic code. and quite common. we have several redheads in our family and blondes.

Lov3rGirL 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 7:59

don't feel bad I'm redheaded and I have a whole family of black hair. except for my great great great grandma :) lol and I was born blonde until I turned 1 :P

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 9 October 2010 22:42

maybe ops wife just dyes her hair.

Nine001 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:14

isn't red hair a type of genetic mutation?

qwerty8788 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:09

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