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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML

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By Damn - 06/05/2012 13:53 - Australia

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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pilfpolf 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:19

its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene

olypicgold 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:22

you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.

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Prussia2 6

Monday 21 March 2011 10:19

don't worry it's your kid... genes and such there funny like that. you must have a red head in ur family or like my brother that was born red head slowly turned blonde.

bluegoldfish 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:30

that happens though i wouldnt get too worked up about it, my friends the only redhead in a long long line of brunettes

22cute 17

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:42

no blond is not recessive. I've seen kids who were half African or half Hispanic with very blond hair.

Infamous_Hawk 6

Friday 25 March 2011 2:22

you are arien.

sunnie22 1

Monday 28 March 2011 0:26

having a redheaded son is a bad enough FML...

pjizzzzzle 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:58

how exactly is this an fml?

ferniferous 14

Friday 1 April 2011 14:57

This person thought that his wife must've had an affair with a red-headed person to have a red-headed child, which is not necessarily true.

pjizzzzzle 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 22:00

this just means that you both carried the recessive gene for red hair and both got passed down to your child

alltimekyle 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:18

How is this an FML? Red-heads are AMAZING!

abb31897 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:46

my parents both have blonde hair and blue eyes and I'm a red head with green eyed=

Missy_Mom_49 4

Saturday 14 May 2011 5:16

What r u a Nazi?!?!?!?!?!

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Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

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Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML

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