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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 02:02 - United States

Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton

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That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 14:00

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 18:00

Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2024 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML

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clueless05 12

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Those IKEA instructions can be difficult.

putloginhere 6

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Did you end up putting the table together..?

Comments

vbmg152 18

Monday 27 August 2012 22:41

I hate that "easy to assemble" furniture! But, all I can say to this is, Wow!!

wisecatlady123 11

Monday 27 August 2012 23:10

Well that escalated quickly

tinysocks 11

Monday 27 August 2012 23:41

IKEA strikes again!

killer6969 16

Monday 27 August 2012 23:57

Atleast know u know Wat cheating lying bitch she is

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:35

You know what, instructions do cause headaches. Us men don't need them anyways... Hmrhh hmrhh (Tim Taylor grunt if that's close)

Tossing 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:24

Sounds like she was looking for an argument.

AGRAT_fml 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:55

Well, that escalated quickly...

klx125cross 9

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:24

Those bastards! Breaking up marriages now?

SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:44

**** dude, that sucks.

amoredolci 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 3:14

Arguments are healthy in a relationship, it means you care enough to voice your concerns and opinions. When you both become silent is when your relationship is on major turmoil. If you last throughout the years, you will laugh at the silly arguments. Become stress free and don't stop noticing the good even though you point out the bad. :-)