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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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clueless05 12

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Those IKEA instructions can be difficult.

putloginhere 6

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Did you end up putting the table together..?

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callous 2

Monday 27 August 2012 12:15

What kind of table

Albarufus 13

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:22

Probably the table called "Dumpa".

jpmc808 1

Monday 27 August 2012 13:05

15 - Metallica36176 I think what's most unfortunate is that she cheated and wants a divorce, not that the fight began over something so small. It was going to happen no matter what.

rammy125 4

Monday 27 August 2012 13:46

Ikea is the DEVIL!!

angeleyes1970 2

Monday 27 August 2012 15:21

Wow.. I guess you didnt expect that.

User57777 13

Monday 27 August 2012 15:50

Well, that escalated quickly.

garytg 3

Monday 27 August 2012 15:54

Another relationship destroyed by Ikea.

challan 19

Monday 27 August 2012 16:07

IKEA: I- instantly K- killing E- everyone or A- anything

olpally 32

Monday 27 August 2012 16:50

Blasphemy!

LittleGreenPaola 23

Monday 27 August 2012 16:48

How to assemble furniture and disassemble a marriage at the same time!

olpally 32

Monday 27 August 2012 16:49

I work at ikea!!! Those instructions are easy as **** to read if you're not a total ******* retard. It's a very tedious process to try and build a table. If you would have just taken your time, you would have successfully built the table... I'm glad you know the truth about your wife, ikea isn't to blame if you're that stupid and get angry about not being able to read instructions. Fyl for not being able to read instructions and build an ikea table and for your wife being a cheating ****-bag.

olpally 32

Monday 27 August 2012 16:59

God forbid I speak the truth about this FML, Lol...I guess brutal honesty and too many swear words are new to your virgin ears? Haha. Get over it, mods. I've seen way worse than my comment...