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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 02:02 - United States

Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife and I have been fighting for two days straight. We haven’t talked all day. It all started with me asking where to park. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 18:00

Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML

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By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

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Was it "Girl Afraid" by The Smiths?

By what - 21/07/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML

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clueless05 12

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Those IKEA instructions can be difficult.

putloginhere 6

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Did you end up putting the table together..?

Comments

MrKapono 4

Monday 27 August 2012 10:29

Bahahahaa funniest comment on here

LaughterofCorn 4

Monday 27 August 2012 10:29

IKEA, it's a hell of a furniture chain.

chappell69 1

Monday 27 August 2012 10:30

IKEA breaking up relationships since 1943

Kriyptic 8

Monday 27 August 2012 10:45

My parents had a argument awhile back while putting a IKEA table together. My dad ended up throwing the table off of the roof. Good times.

jellycorn 13

Monday 27 August 2012 12:23

So he dragged the table on to the roof and threw it off, or they were assembling it on the roof?

mckibben 7

Monday 27 August 2012 14:22

A little bit of both.

ylange 3

Monday 27 August 2012 10:54

it's just a table right

Qandol 26

Monday 27 August 2012 10:57

I guess who ever put it together will get the table.

urbanimpression 6

Monday 27 August 2012 11:03

There's always something deeper when people are angry....

gmc_blossom 21

Monday 27 August 2012 11:12

Damn you, Ikea.

Grimnirwher9 21

Monday 27 August 2012 11:49

I've never understood what's with all those people apparently having problems putting IKEA-furniture together. I've never had any difficulties with it.