By footscratching - 28/01/2012 06:27 - United States

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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML
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aeshleyrose 6

You raised him, bud.

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MandieL 27

Why not wait till the kid is sleeping?

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Giantsfann7 0

Your kid prolly heard you and wanted you to stop by having you scratch his foot

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EvilDave 13

No, he is a crappy parent for putting the kids before the relationship.

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buttercupbbe3 2

Awe. The little things count. Better luck next time.

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forgotmynamewut 0

So, am I the only one thinking "WHY THE **** ARE YOU GETTIN' IT ON WHILE YOU'RE KID'S AWAKE??" ya know jus sayin.

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EvilDave 13

Yes, you are, or at least you should be the only one thinking that.

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Cablo_Gubla 2

If you did it, you're a failure of a father.

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thelightforest 4

Who ***** when the kid isn't asleep? Really, were you even thinking?

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random1368 0

We have two feet for a reason. Stupid kid.

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