Better luck next time!

You should ground your kid for being a lazy and spoiled bastard, and then talk to your wife to find out why you have no sex life (not normal). Finally analyze the how and why you let both those things happen to you.

I think he would've perferred scratching his kids foot then :o

Maybe you should wait until he is not at home, or at least sleeping next time.

.....If you go back into intimacy Mode Do not make another one of those please.

First of all, how old is your son? Second, tell him no and to stop contributing to the stereotype that the majority of Americans are lazy. He's just adding to that statistic, and it's pathetic that he couldn't move the cat to scratch his own foot. Regardless of what you were doing, there's no excuse for that and I hope you didn't give in. Parents are too lenient with their kids these days, doing every little thing they demand of them, causing them to have no discipline or morals when they get older, thus getting into trouble.

How does it feel to have a lazy son?

Well if u used a condom in the first place this would not be happening. Now wouldnt it

Ah kids (;

Expert cockblock.