By footscratching - 28/01/2012 06:27 - United States

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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML
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aeshleyrose 6

You raised him, bud.

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duckie227 22

and like a good mom, you did it

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tommyfox 19

OP would have been the dad. He says "getting intimate with my wife"

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luckygohappy 9

Not necessarily; they could be a lesbian couple.

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duckie227 22

A man would have said 'suck it up'. He's Mr. Mom lol

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xXkingmikeXx 5

Tell him that his mom is helping you scratch your dick

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kittenvks 11

Your stupid comment made me have to read the FML again! I thought maybe I was wrong. Nope, I'm not. Your turn.

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perdix 29

The first time "intimate" in months? Was one of you in prison, or what?!?! If you have so little sex, you're not married, you are roommates.

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fmlbrofml 0

He has a kid, he can't just do it whenever, proven in this FML.

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misskanese 0

I don't understand the lack of intimacy..... Uuummm my man has needs so I KNOW you have them....she know she wrong

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bettyc4 26

Speak english! not ghetto, unless you WANT to look uneducated and ignorant O.o

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InUrArea 4

Take him to grandma house so you can get some action

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deequu 20

Maybe you should schedule to get a sitter and go somewhere or maybe when he is asleep? Bad parents.

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codplayer2442 1

You are nasty for ******* with you son in you house.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

I agree. My parents do it when I'm home and it's just gross. Do they think I enjoy hearing that? >:(

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StreetReaper 9

What's nasty about that. Instead of mom and dad being frigid and apathetic, they are still in love and like to express it to each other. Also, if you don't like it, put your earphones in and turn up your iPod. Get over it.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Naah, I'd rather them show a little respect and realize that it is not pleasant hearing the slapping of your dad's testable against his thighs as he thrusts his dick into your mom's vajayjay. In fact, it's rather scarring. Thanks to the heavy grunting & creaking bed springs that have come from my parents bedroom since I was 8, I now picture disturbing mental images of my parents every time I hear 'intimate' noises anywhere. My parents ruined **** for me.

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EvilDave 13

Nice to see that you think sex is disgusting and wrong. Just point every guy who wants to date you to this so he knows what he is in for. You think you deserve respect when you don't respect your parents, their needs and wants, and their relationship. It is a shame you were raised so poorly.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Lol when did I say I think sex is disgusting and wrong? I said everytime I hear or see sexual relations, it reminds me of what I had to fall asleep to when I was younger. And I respect their relationship, but I do not respect the fact that they know my room is right next to theirs and that I'm trying to fall asleep because I have school in the morning and the thought does not cross their mind that I don't want to hear that shit. Hopefully you can comprehend this, douchebag.

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SevenZee 5

I cannot agree with you more abbyhoneywaffles. It's disgusting and irritating when you have to deal with their god damn noises. If you can't wait til the kids out of the house [Not asleep. Cause 98% of the time you think they're asleep, they're NOT =_=; ] then don't become a goddamn parent.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

123- Well thank you, I'm glad somebody understands! Goodness gracious to that guy acting as if I'm out of line because I don't want to hear my parents banging. Geez.

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fmeallday123 6

It's not just me? Thank god. My parents are constantly having sex! The walls are thinner than they think, apparently. I'll never heal. Not to be inconsiderate, but common.

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