By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 17:26 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
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KingLewisII 34

Next time say I already warned you once.

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subgub2222 16

That horrible and people like your wife are the reason so many people don't take real domestic abuse seriously, your wife and people who do what she's doing are making domestic abuse into a big joke when it's really something very serious.

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dont_judge_me123 7

My great-aunt was abused by her drunk husband, but then my grandpa saved her...so my grandpa is my hero right now.

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ItsShazza 2

Shouldn't joke about that stuff.. FYL

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wendycorrea 4

sounds like you married a perfect woman hahaha thats hilarious!!!

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tobblepig 5

That's not ok abuse is a serious problem she should not even joke about that kind of stuff

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rapsongmo 5

that's actually Just disguising, the way some people make jokes about such serious issues.

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losertransboy 8

that's when you just stop going out with her until her face is healed. when people ask, tell them the truth and you're tired of getting dirty looks for something you didn't do

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Matthew Justus 3

Yeah that sucks but it's still pretty funny

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