By person_r - 21/07/2009 12:03 - Norway

Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML
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cutebebe778 0

And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.

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triplethreat13 0

aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.

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fyourlife33 0

should have started this fml with: today, my wife is divorcing me cause she wants to **** other guys, not so much the whole party with her friends more.. noone divorces someone to party with their friends alone more they just party with their friends alone more

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slushpup9696 12

Because that wouldn't have ruined it.

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souldrifter 0

Ouch. Sorry to read this. :( You had faith in and trusted someone, and she totally screwed you over. Unfortunately, I've seen this happen more than once. Right now, you're probably feeling pretty upset and despondent. Take a few deep breaths, get some clarity, and refuse to let her childish, inconsiderate behavior ruin your life. Get back up on your feet and make some opportunities for yourself. Succeed in spite of her being a royal bitch.

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Hoax_fml 0

...and then kill her and dump her body in the river.

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chickitychina 0

norvay, yahhh? atleast you didnt get dragged somewhere to like darfur or something. come back to the states, or canada, eh.

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kostej 0

Well...heh, returning from Norway to US could be compared to being dragged from US to Darfur...with just a little of exaggeration :)

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JessTrek 0

Wtf? I'd never move to a foreign country because someone I loved was living there. I know Norway is beautiful but dude, that's a huge culture change. Move back ASAP.

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flavadog 0

how u know moving to norway is a huge culture change? AFAIK the OP havnt said anything of where he came from to begin to. But i will assume you assume he comes from US? and if that's the case its really not a HUGE cultural change at all! seriously, Norway is a western country with really high HDI and a really wealthy population. Not a country filled with farmers and stupid people.. besides the culture in Norway is very similar to the one in US except that the population is safer and wealthier in Norway

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MemoriesOfOblivi 1

I was going to say the exact same thing, but you beat me to it! :) I live in Norway, but I just spent the summer in California, and it's really not that different.. Sure, people in the US are way more polite, and strangers talk to you in the stores, and I have come to understand that it is bad service if the waiter doesn't instantly give you the check when you are done? (In Norway it is the opposite.. Giving the check before it is asked for is considered very rude!) But apart from that, it is pretty much the same... Maybe you should check your facts before you speak/type next time? :)

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cljc 1

agreed, you should of like, lived half way between where you live and where she lives or something?

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fxdxhk90 0

That really sucks. Throw the horse shit in her face.

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arienh4 0

Hey, apparently you were there with shit all the time, you just didn't know it yet.

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Rota 0

Leave the country, leave the kids, change your name, an start life new.

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Globalgemo 0

That sounds like it could be my old teacher from Waldorf school

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avoidthegirl 6

Good news: You can go back to your friends, family & job prospects. Bad news: You're getting a divorce. Well, maybe that isn't such a bad thing at all since your selfish ass of a wife convinced you to move to a foreign country and pretty much give up your life for her. No significant other should ever do that, regardless of the circumstances. Maybe cancer or some other illness, but just for ***** and giggles? **** that.

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mmmyeahsaraa 0

#27 ***** and giggles? LMFAO

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kirby229 0

it isnt exactly easy to move between countries. In a divorce (not to sound stereotypical, I am a woman but this is normally true) the ex wife will usually take the man for all she can. That leaves him with no money for an airplane ticket back to the states, let alone enough to be able to afford a place to stay. If she somehow gets the courts to make him pay alimony, he may never make enough to get out if all hes doing is shoveling horse shit. OP: your wife is a bitch.

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