By moodyreallyrocks - 09/07/2012 00:30 - United States - Mayfield

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 911
You deserved it 2 935

Same thing different taste

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Thank you for your service. What a way to be rewarded. :( Kid isn't yours and apparently neither is the wife. D I V O R C E

She should miss the divorce party then!

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send that cum dumpster packing if this happend to any of my friends id go to the house while giving birth to that basterd child toss all her shit out an change the locks

Too bad this same exact story is mentioned in Matthew Perry's new show "Go On".

pinkpixie06 11

Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. And the wording is almost identical!

DEPLOYMENTS: Seperating the women from the girls.

Who ever said you deserved isn't the brightest. He's fighting for your country (I'm Canadian assuming you're American) any she can't show some goddamn respect. I'm a Canadian sniper in afghan. If my girlfriend did that to me... BAM* 150 xp

Your wife is a horrible wench! While your serving the country, she's out with another man! I'm sorry OP, but you can do so much better than that harlot.

All the people who are saying "oh, this sounds like this story or this movie preview" or whatever, don't seem to realize that there are actually more women (and men) than they think there are, cheating on their deployed military spouse. It's ******* ridiculous. It's like these people use the military for the "benefits" that it comes with, the guaranteed paycheck and the health insurance, etc.. and then use the deployments as their own time to hook up with whoever they want. It's disrespectful and disgusting. Plain and simple, OP, you deserve so much better than her for a wife.

Lynabear 0

So I'm sure ppl are going to attack me viciously for this but, Why in other fmls with cheating spouses would ppl say "oh you two should try to work it out" but this one it's "divorce the bitch"! Is it because of the baby or because everyone sees this military man as a near god? We don't know what's up. Maybe they got in a crazy huge fight and "broke up" or maybe he cheated while away, I've known some military men who've done that and still expect their wives/gfs to be waiting for them at home. Or she couldve gotten lonely and cheated, which is not nice.