By moodyreallyrocks - 09/07/2012 00:30 - United States - Mayfield

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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JestrRulz 12

Thank you for your service. What a way to be rewarded. :( Kid isn't yours and apparently neither is the wife. D I V O R C E

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s0ulslack 20

She should miss the divorce party then!

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woainishamu 21

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theamazingone_12 7

i hate it when shit like this happens to guys in the military, they are doing our country an honor and this is how some people choose to respect them

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bocshi83 1

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dude1122332 9

You live close to me.o: Unrelated.. But anyways leaving a person that's in the military is up to you but cheating is a different story. And why divorce your husband? Just ask him to stop and at the end of his tour he'll be back home and you guys will be happy.

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kristophen 3

Congrats on being a pussy that has only one answer to problems... Run away

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fatmcfatty 13

well divorce her cheating ass not like you gotta pay child support find some better cause you deserve better

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unknown_user5566 26

Yes, she is the bad person, considering she had an affair.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

There is no excuse for that kind of behavior. If she loved him she would have been faithful. Period.

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longshot72 1

she is a bad person. **** her side of the story tell that bitch to close her legs. there is no excuse for having an affair, especially when your spouse is deployed.

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hotPinklipstick 24

48- My husband travels for his job. I'm lucky to get to see him once a month and I would never consider cheating on him. It doesn't matter what OP does for a living, when his wife said 'I do' that's it. Just because he's gone and she's lonely that doesn't give her the right to sleep with another man. Also I'm assuming she knew she would be an army wife, she knew what she was getting into when she married OP. So yes, she is the bad person and doesn't deserve OP to begin with.

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nateclineo 2

So the life choice he picked gives her a right to be a cheating *****? Yeah, you're so bright. Do us all a favor and stfu.

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kprando25 8

48: I really want to throw a dictionary at your face. Stfu.

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kristophen 3

As far as I'm concerned your just as stupid as the ****

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itsbrittanybxtch 3

It sounds like somebody has a guilty conscience. Rationalizing a completely inexcusable act like that on behalf of someone you don't even know? You must've gotten "lonely" too once or twice. Hope this happens to you with someone you love and want to spend your life with. Idiot.

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dDailydDosage 8

Thanks for your service, you deserve so much better! :( divorce worthy news

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childtr3 0

will you marry me?

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