By moodyreallyrocks - 09/07/2012 00:30 - United States - Mayfield

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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JestrRulz 12

Thank you for your service. What a way to be rewarded. :( Kid isn't yours and apparently neither is the wife. D I V O R C E

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s0ulslack 20

She should miss the divorce party then!

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Calyx_fml 21

And you're still married because...?

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jayleensmama 14

Because it doesn't take 5 minutes to get divorced.

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unknown_user5566 26

Hopefully only because a divorce takes time.

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unknown_user5566 26

Take comfort in the fact that you are a good person willing to risk your life for your country, and your soon-to-be ex-wife is a *****. Thank you for your service, OP. I hope you find a woman who is worth your time.

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huskerz20 4

Very comforting to know his good deeds protect a cheating wife and a illegitimate son

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Nomosaur 0

Sounds like the commercial for GO ON

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unknown_user5566 26

You're right. Flowers WOULD make me forget that I'm a stupid, cheating bitch who deserves to get back-handed for having an affair, and hiding it from my husband. Solid advice!

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katiebrynn 2

Your wife is a ***** you deserve way better anyways ..that really sucks tho you will find someone better

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SK_babii123 5

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unknown_user5566 26

So, you wouldn't want to be involved in creating a baby with your spouse? Interesting.

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SK_babii123 5

I meant that I don't think he would want to have witnessed the conception of THIS baby..obviously if it were him and his wife, then he would want to be there, but it was another guy...why would he want to be there to watch that?

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SovietBarney 8

OP, you're an officer. If all the women back home knew about you, you could find someone ten times better than that cheating wench in no time.

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niallsprincess 9

Wow. How can somebody disrespect a troop like that? Terrible.

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LaughinStock 16

I don't know you should ask the VA office that same question. As for Op thank you for your service.

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BloodFaerie 21

That is just disrespectful... what a ******* *****. You're off risking your life for our country and that bitch can't even risk keeping her legs together? And obviously, that means more scum breeding....

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