By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

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npalm 3

The real FML here belongs to your wife. Today, my husband taught my children that toilet paper should be called butt floss. FML.

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buddy_J 16

And what's wrong with having some simple fun and humor with his kids. I bet I know which parent the kids like more

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MidnaLink 33

It's when they take that humour into the world and think it's okay.

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middlenamefrank 8

I always referred to thong bikinis as butt floss. Apparently my lingo needs an update again.

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Tsukiyomi 16

I call some girls with shorts "butt floss"

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Quetzal27 12

Okay you are an immature dad, honestly model better behavior ydi and your wife is totally correct

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trucker2 33

Your wife is standing behind you, we get it

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trucker2 33

Give her something to bitch about, leave the TOILET seat up

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the_taken_queen 4

hahahahahahaha omg hahahahaha

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