By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

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blahblah005 16

Toilet paper is ass wipe

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IamHM 14

That's freaking hilarious! I vow to use butt floss instead of toilet paper from now on. FYL for your wife being mad at you, though. Hope she gets over it soon.

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CharlieM78 9

Lol you thought women were reasonable. They are not they're emotional

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LexiD19 26

I would've thought that was hilarious. You just sound like a sexist douche

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Snowman1792 8

I think your wife posted about this I was in moderation section and there was a post that said today, My husband told my kids to vall toilet paper "butt floss"

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AngelApocalypse 12

I've never heard that for toilet paper, but that's what my mom calls thongs lol

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buddy_J 16

Try getting a sense of humor, I hear they are on sale right now

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