By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

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djm2010 8

Not sure why there are more YDIs on this one. I guess if OP were grmale, it'd be the other way around

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drrobotnik1 18

your wife's a bitch. you're hilarious. keep your dad jokes up, OP, they'll be over before you know it

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smoothies14 32

Acceptable, if it gets them to use the stuff.

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KittyCharming 2

Thongs or g-strings I think are more considered butt floss...

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mercedesm 28

My mom refers to thongs as "butt floss"..

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NH_Freelancer 19

Toilet paper is known as "Enterprise", because it circles "Ur-anus" and wipes out "Cling-ons." Universally, a girls thong panties and/or string bikini bottoms are known as "butt floss".

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Taolan 23

if you think about the purpose of floss though, toilet paper makes more sense as 'butt floss'. string thong-backed panties are called buttfloss for reasons of imagery alone.

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dipsofomnia 8

Not suitable for teaching the kids but on the other hand, amazing name dude ... totally going to use that (:

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LiGhTMaGiCk 18

I will stand with you brother, from now on I will refer to toilet paper as butt floss.

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