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"Tinkle tinkle little star In the shower, not the car Up above the tub so high Like the raindrops in the sky I have nothing better to do Time to make a song for when I poo" Am I close?
No.
Well **** you too.
I liked it.
You have found a very special lady. Never let her go!
"Splash Waterfalls"
That is repulsive and really unsanitary. Who's that lazy they can't pee in a toilet you know typically located within inches of the shower before or after taking a shower? Then to have no shame and sing about it wow I'd not tolerate that. If that's any indication of the kind of lady she is I'd want better personally.
You do realise she's in a shower, where all dirt, scum and urine can go down the drain while being constantly hit by running water, right? Second, do you usually pause your shower session and go to your toilet to pee, while still dripping wet? Because that's what you're implying. Third, a person singing in the shower about peeing automatically makes her some outcast and should be pushed aside for someone more favorable? She's in the bathroom, that's her business, not yours. Plus, it's just one thing she does in the privacy of her home. Who are you to judge her entire personality and mentally from one event posted on an online forum? Sounds superficial to me.
It's a ******* shower, dumbass. Water washes it away immediately, so it's probably more sanitary than using the toilet because a wash it better than a wipe. And have you tried sitting on a toilet with a wet ass? It's the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The fact that you have to judge someone's personality by one little incident just showed everyone else how you personality really is..
I see no problem with this.
I pee in the shower all the time! For one, it saves water by not having to flush. And two, it also saves toilet paper by not having to wipe!
She sounds funny! :D
Agree with ^.
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Everything should have its own theme song.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.