By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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mzrobinson 13

What's yours is hers and what's hers is hers.

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Roevera 14

It sounds like you speak from experience..

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boofgall 16

Why is this being thumbed down? Friends is awesome!

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poetrywriter12 6

Babe, you should never steal a girls food if their hungry. Lol, it's like the butter commercial on family guy XD

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auzz1_pride 9

This sounds like something Peter would do to the chicken, except that would only be the first five seconds of a ten minute fight.

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Aletheria_fml 9

I think I'm on the YDI side. You didn't deserve to bleed and hurt, but please, people, it's not fun or cute to steal food off someone's plate. Of course in certain relationships it's okay but if that's the case, I guess she wouldn't have stabbed your hand. The wife probably hates that and decided to do something about it, and while she may have wanted to give a warning, she just went at it too hard and there you go, bleeding.

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rattusrattus 18

Typically, the correct recourse is to steal food from the theif's plate when they are not looking.

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ambowew 7

I enjoyed it, especially the dubbing of Voldemort. It gave me an eerie understanding of just how ****** you are if you mess with him, or in op's case, if you steal food.

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ninjaniki 0

Imagine if you tried taking some bacon from her plate...

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ambowew 7

Probably wouldn't have had the bacon to begin with. Some butch lady hogged the whole lot from Walmart.

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ambowew 7

I only imagined Hagrid stabbing Flitwick's hand after ogling that giant of a.. half giant? Now, if your wife has an uncanny resemblance to Olympe Maxime, then it's time to start worrying. Otherwise, just back the **** away from her fries, fool!

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DollyDope 17

Lesson learned? Imagine the consequence of they had been chili cheese fries! She might have added a finger to her plate . . .

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FMLshark 12

I don't think people get the reference. Which sucks, because "Friends" is ******* hilarious.

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