By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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nicolas1703 0

There is the french version of this FML and as recent

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Bladian 5

People actually, legitimately voted YDI for this? What the ****?

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alfred07 18

One of the many rules of FML is that there is no comment that won't have anybody clicking "ydi" in response.

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TheCamoWulf 17

Lol this reminds me of adventure time :D Anyway ydi because you don't mess with a person's fries! XD

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mollysticks 10

Learned your lesson. Don't take our food ever, it's dangerous..

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sarah56195 0

You do not take fries from a woman. Understood ?

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Kaykay2565 9

When I first read this that was my first thought!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Nobody told me life was gonna be this way! *clap clap clap clap*

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NothingsEasy 4

OP: (moves hand) just a few fries Wife: Bitch please! Stabs hand with fork Wife: no ones takin my fries OP:.............

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