By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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enz_fml 0

yeah thats what happens when u steal a womans fry but did she atleats kiss your hand better

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skyeyez9 24

I don't like when my husband takes food from my plate either. Because if you let him take "just one" fry, he keeps going after "just one more" until he has eaten half of my food or more. I get nasty flashbacks of my childhood where my older brother always took my food from me. And I end up with half a hamburger, NO fries and he spits a half chewed tomato onto my plate...cause he doesn't like them.

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skyeyez9 24

My secret is to bake a separate batch of regular seasoned fries and sweet potato fries. I love sweet potato fries, my husband hates them.

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Slamolo_fml 13

I foresee an interesting gap between the French FML that was massively yls-ed (16422 to 4303 at the moment) and the English FML that's more ydi-ed.

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mustangkid21 0

Well next time she is in bed with you dont share your meat!

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cookiedoodles 5

I see what you did there.

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noto_fml 0

The only food women take more serious then fries is bacon. Don't **** with their shit.

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WitchyArmyWife00 0

But blood tastes good on fries can you blame her

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