By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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KriiFahMoro 9

"NOPE, CUZ SHEZ A GERL SO SHE KEN DO TAHT" -Majority of FML community

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PhilMcHawk 7

That's such bull shit. Women will sit there and munch a man's whole plate and giggle like it's cute, but "REACH FOR THAT FRY! ************, I WILL CUT YOU!" if the male reciprocates lmao

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MDTeddy 13

That wife must be dumb to not know what the outcome would be.

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UnleashedKilla1 4

You tried to take some? If you tried to take some without asking , then YDI.

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EduJav321 24

We did not learn anything from Adventure Time did we?

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Melinie 7

Your wife eats fries with a fork?

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Eiregal2 10

I would get very odd if someone went for my food.more so if they just went at it with there hands,someone touches my food with their bare hands? I may as well stop eating it,nasty!

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randompanda7 4

Never steal a woman's fries. You learn that rather quickly, no?

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