Love: Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed....

No doubt if the roles were reversed and the guy stabbed the woman, many would call for him to be castrated. You guys are ******* sick, HE GOT STABBED.... OVER FOOD! Surely a slap to the hand is enough. ****.

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 9 May 2012 11:43

Never get between a fat chick and her food. That is like facing down a hippo

mzrobinson 13

Wednesday 9 May 2012 17:02

Who said she was fat?

CetaBabe 17

Wednesday 9 May 2012 11:53

Bet you won't be doing that again xD Never steal food from a girl's plate. Especially not chips :)

trueblue170 13

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:07

Am I the only one who thought of "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD"? XD

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:18

Did you not read comment #2?

trueblue170 13

Wednesday 9 May 2012 15:30

Oh, crap. I'm an idiot for not seeing that. -_-

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:11

Next time order a plate of fries to share... just in case

zobara 29

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:14

YDI for beeing to slow! If my bf does it, I'm never fast enough for stabbing him in his hand!

Darkmagic666 9

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:46

I would have done the same

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