By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 047
You deserved it 10 587

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?

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are you allowed to turn your wife into an angry pirate?

nah, dude. u were having sex, she was checking emails. for girls, sex is 90% mental. figure out what u did wrong and do better next time.

perdix 29

Maybe she was looking for Brett Favre's penis. Yours was boring her.

sourgirl101 28

I saw it! Not what I thought a Hall of Famer's penis would look like. Now that reporter girl was Hot! I saw her picture too.

perdix 29

I still don't see the point of sending pictures of it in the flaccid state. I also don't understand why Favre would pursue a girl who is not interested. I'm sure he's got many female fans who are dying to screw him . . . some may be vaguely attractive.

hasan_shami2013 0

that's good, she's very frank with you

Everyone is looking at this the wrong way. Op should be happy that he is getting some from his wife. Usually the ring on the finger causes the legs to close.

no usually it means if she's interested then they're open...

Legs close for those who are bad in bed and never care to satisfy their partner ;)

Its pretty amazing how many people are addicted to their cell phones. I work for at&t and I see it all day long.