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are you allowed to turn your wife into an angry pirate?
LOL. Aww, poor you..
nah, dude. u were having sex, she was checking emails. for girls, sex is 90% mental. figure out what u did wrong and do better next time.
What did her penis look like?
That reporter girl can get the shlong.
Everyone is looking at this the wrong way. Op should be happy that he is getting some from his wife. Usually the ring on the finger causes the legs to close.
no usually it means if she's interested then they're open...
Legs close for those who are bad in bed and never care to satisfy their partner ;)
donkey punch her or just f her ass!
pictures to prove this happened
Its pretty amazing how many people are addicted to their cell phones. I work for at&t and I see it all day long.
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Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
Stick it in her ass