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blackberries, ruining sex since 2003.
Blackberries are CRAP. iPhone FTW!!
That sucks
She definitely mentioned having sex in her message.
Wow dude, you need to step it up. She shouldn't even be able to talk, let alone check her phone.
OP. you better hope to God she wasn't looking in the "Spam" folder. WIFE: OH GOD! Where's that e-mail I got on how to increase penis size?! I need some of that for my husband; I can't feel him at all! :( Now THAT would be an FML.
Somebody isn't hittin it right...
A little to the left dude.
this ones a repeat
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Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
Stick it in her ass