Intimacy: Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00

Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

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By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

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By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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krushr 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:21

Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?

airball33 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:22

Stick it in her ass

Comments

biggleboi 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:51

You let your wife have a blackberry? whoa. How'd she convince you? "Go make me a sandwich!" "you know..." "what?" "There's an app for that!"

lovelyliz916 5

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:23

Be happy you got some, if any at all. :)

zackkmann21 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:28

wow..

TK1279 2

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:30

Maybe that's why people use hancuffs my friend. oh and sorry for your loss

blahblahblah1234_fml 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:28

she know how to multi-task

slipperyPengu 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:31

what a multi tasker

TheSofaKing 7

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:52

You should have shot your wad on her Blackberry.

2muchshyt 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:11

well at u there's no question of if she's faking it!

DudeItsRodney17 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:17

You deserve it! You obviously arent that good!

R2d6 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:19

I like that list you got going on in your profile :) hardcore

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