By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 06:10 - United States

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Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
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Doortje 29

Perfect marriage: give a little, take a little.

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perdix 29

That's the way it's supposed to work! There's nothing to say you can't go back on your deal after you blow your load in her mouth or bust a nut on her face. Watch this brief training video: Wife: Will you scrub the toilets? Husband: No. W: For a ********? H: Yes. (crank up **** music, bow-chicka-bow-bow) W: (nom, nom, nom) H: Aaaaaahhhhhh! (brief pause) I'm not scrubbing the toilets. W: (like Charlie Brown's teacher) Wanh, wanh, wanh, wanh, wanh, wanh?!?! THE END

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GotParamore 2

why is that bad, head is good just keep disagreeing

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c420racer 13

Today, I realized my wife sucks me off all the time.....FML..Op you're a ******* idiot and probably have pissed off 99% of the guys reading this. The wife usually gets what she wants anyway and most guys just accept it. You on the other hand get a *******.

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ghostin 0

hey, women always get their way....at least you're getting head!

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Gadomski87 2

You're getting BJs on a regular. Why are you complaining?

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sallen0046 4

Do you really expect people to feel bad for you because you're incapable of utilizing self-restraint? More importantly, you've got a woman who willingly and regularly gives you oral sex. You have no right to complain.

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spensikaa 0

kiss him on the nipple. that IS using your mouth(;

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