By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 06:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
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Doortje 29

Perfect marriage: give a little, take a little.

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fidrat04 0

isnt it the way?? **** stop whining lol some guys do everyrhing while their wife wont even cook...at least your getting head bud.

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goodgood_fml 5

I don't understand what the problem is. Kudos to your wife for picking a spouse who is EASY. Less stress for her because there's no resistance and less stress for you because you're getting serviced. Hope I can pick a spouse who is that easy.

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sweet_princess 0

and why is this FML ?? you should be happy

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mintcar 9

What's the problem here? You get your dick ducked, she gets her kitchen cleaned.

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Mubus 0

lol you also use iPhone? or some other smart phone I an guessing.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm sorry. Getting his dick ducked is much funnier. Although I don't think his wife would approve.

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robc32ca 4

work it in your favor ... say no more often!

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devilskiss 0

Haha I always got what I wanted from my boyfriend from doing that ;) Haha never anything too important though :)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

As long as you two are choosing your battles wisely and neither of you has a problem with the occasional compromise, you should be fine. I would think that if it was something serious, you wouldn't just give in and your wife would respect you enough to not try her tricks.

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