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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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sydie5 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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immortal628 20

Friday 2 September 2011 9:18

Wow, there are a lot of people without a sense of humor. This kid is not scarred for life. She won't fear rainbows forever. When she grows up, she'll remember this as just another funny story from when she was a kid. Kids cry about lots of things, but the worst thing you can do is shelter them. I thought this one was hilarious.

sirencouture 3

Friday 2 September 2011 9:45

I thought that when it rains on a clear, sunny day that the devil is beating his wife......ohwell.

YourWhaleisFail 5

Friday 2 September 2011 10:00

That is so messed up its funny, or I have something wrong with me. Probably the second one.

alexrox8286 0

Friday 2 September 2011 10:14

Your wife has major issues! Poor little girl

Chazyj 4

Friday 2 September 2011 10:42

That what I got told and he beat that botch hard :-p Na joking that's wrong

KnucklesDeep 5

Friday 2 September 2011 11:28

With a nutjob like that for a wife, her time of the month must be hell for you.

jessicalsmith 0

Friday 2 September 2011 11:37

Lmao that's terrible.

keeppinit100 3

Friday 2 September 2011 11:44

lol i know its wrong but its deff. funny

daydreamer244 13

Friday 2 September 2011 12:04

at least he won't beat his wife when there's a double rainbow, now those things are badass!

Notime4bull 4

Friday 2 September 2011 12:16

Your wife is the most accomplished troll ever OP.

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