Kids: Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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By Matt - 20/03/2024 19:00 - Australia

Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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purplequeen 5

Friday 2 September 2011 21:23

The saying is the devil beats his wife when it's raining while the sun is still out

Tahmer 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:56

What the **** was your wife trying to teach her? For every positive action there is a negative reaction?

nightdreamer986 0

Friday 2 September 2011 23:12

Hahaha awesome

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 2 September 2011 23:34

Hahaha a closet minded moron who doesnt get the innocense of a 6 year old.

wriptidez 0

Friday 2 September 2011 23:20

awwww

ceci68 5

Friday 2 September 2011 23:50

Poor kid

fatman1970 25

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:05

Sorry, OP, but your wife is one stupid bitch.

TEQ_Thomas 12

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:47

Mom of the year..... !

JustJaredfied 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:15

Your wife my have serious mental disorder

StuuPididiot 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 2:46

lmao

tripper37 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:01

What kind of a ****** up thing is that to say to a 6 year old girl?

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