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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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sydie5 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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guitarplayer546 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:42

Just tell her the truth. There is no such thing as the devil

mofo123 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:50

What!?!! That doesn't even make sense, how did that come up?!?!

annigotammo 1

Friday 2 September 2011 6:00

WTF is wrong with your wife? this screams mentally ill...

silversonic75 6

Friday 2 September 2011 6:00

There are several discrepancies with that theory.... 1. The devil doesn't have a wife, and he subjects every person in Hell to eternal punishment. So he beats everyone in a special way that will make them experience torture forever without the concept of death getting in the way. 2. There are no rainbows in Hell, and it is not possible to see the sky from underground. 3. Finally, the devil is supposedly a demonic goat-man, not some kind of evil unicorn. Your daughter needs to know these things...

Lucysmom1 0

Friday 2 September 2011 6:01

Wow that's just wrong of the wife

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 2 September 2011 6:04

Wow, you're wife sounds like a really sweet lady. What a friggen jackass... Like, was that her idea of how to make your poor, innocent daughter smile? "oh, it's ok if bad women get beaten, Hunny, they deserve it!"

jkb2345 0

Friday 2 September 2011 6:15

that sucks

taazer 12

Friday 2 September 2011 6:24

Is your wife insane?? A four year old kid!!!! RAINBOWS :O

MsMeiriona 2

Friday 2 September 2011 6:26

Wait, the devil has a wife now?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 2 September 2011 6:33

Yea, and her name is hitler.

AnthonyN 5

Friday 2 September 2011 6:28

I wonder what happens when there's a double rainbow O_O

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