Kids: Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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By Matt - 20/03/2024 19:00 - Australia

Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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brooks10101 1

Friday 2 September 2011 17:31

Time for a new wife that one is broken in the head

mockingjay_fml 0

Friday 2 September 2011 17:44

Wtf , so the "wife" is a boy ? ... Doesn't make sense .

Scott411 9

Friday 2 September 2011 18:09

It is just as wrong to convince a child there is a devil.

MyS3lf 24

Friday 2 September 2011 18:33

This one actually struck me dumb for a minute. All I can think to say right now is What The F? Seriously.

JennieCakes 4

Friday 2 September 2011 18:40

Wth. Just wth

underdose 9

Friday 2 September 2011 18:57

Wtf is wrong with your wife?

Gamzee_fml 0

Friday 2 September 2011 18:58

DoUbLe RaInBoW aLl ThE wAY. :'0)

Daralea 21

Friday 2 September 2011 19:37

Your wife is HILARIOUS!....and very disturbing

shadow12_fml 1

Friday 2 September 2011 19:57

She is wrong, the devil only beats his wife when it's raining and the sun is out.

aerogxt 7

Friday 2 September 2011 20:23

Your wife or your daughter? Lol

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