Intimacy: Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 13:07 - United States - Watchung

Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML

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By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 625

You deserved it 1 194

By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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You deserved it 4 454

By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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You deserved it 5 574

By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 3 077

By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 132

You deserved it 23 531

By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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You deserved it 6 203

By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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You deserved it 18 702

Shemp_5 14

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:56

Dont ask, dont tell...

ScottVining 21

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:57

You sorta had that comin haha

Comments

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 1 December 2014 3:26

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!"

maharb01 17

Monday 1 December 2014 6:04

"hey you, get back here!" classic. can't understand why you are down voted here, I figured that line would get pulled out WAY earlier in this thread. Well done

sig4life 18

Monday 1 December 2014 4:04

Never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to.

midnightyell 6

Monday 1 December 2014 4:11

You do know that "about six" actually means "at least twelve".

dancer824 18

Monday 1 December 2014 4:14

wryguy2765 8

Monday 1 December 2014 4:17

Why do guys get so bent out of shape by their partners sexual history

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 1 December 2014 4:33

Same reason girls do.

YoursAlways98 13

Monday 1 December 2014 4:17

Lol sorry but ydi for asking :p

coolbeansbruh 13

Monday 1 December 2014 4:24

*practicing

Nerdgurl86 18

Monday 1 December 2014 4:29

I too have been asked that awkward question, more than once. Always baffled me why men would ask that. As long as it feels good, don't worry about it.