Kids: Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he...

By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

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Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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vanillababy4u69 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:01

Kudos to the girl!

MURIKKA 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:02

Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.

Comments

katherinebby17 28

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:02

I can't believe you let her hit your son

vde_fml 15

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:04

I wouldn't but then again i would have slapped him longe before he deserved a punch. He has no right to insult.

chinagirl3343 8

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:14

You guess he got bored??? You screwed up as a parent if your son does that because he is bored. Shame on you both. Yay to the girl who taught your son the lesson you should've.

joanniejore 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 17:26

You raised that dipshit.

BoredinCbus 11

Thursday 25 October 2012 17:40

I would whoop my kids ass for insulting someone, ESPECIALLY after having already 'trying to stop them'.

Therewhenneeded 16

Thursday 25 October 2012 23:33

Whether mentally handicapped, or some other illness or perfectly healthy, ANY kid who is insulting someone and not obeying their parent needs to be removed. Maybe a smack will help and so long as it's not brutal do it. Yes, I have dealt with children. I have two little nieces I take everywhere and I have helped take care of 6 little cousins while growing up. They never would have done that because they know their aunt loves them but will not tolerate such behavior. Forget her place in line, that mother should have, at the least, taken the kid out of the store and apologized to the person her son was insulting. Punching him was overkill on her part but I don't blame her.

raykyogrou0 4

Friday 26 October 2012 0:32

So is the "you deserved it" meant for the son? If it's not, I don't think the parent deserves this.

at0micmin3r 23

Saturday 3 November 2012 11:53

#263 You're right. It's not her fault she doesn't know how to control her son. I mean, heaven forbid she tell him to shut up or assert her authority as the parent! That would just be insane!

killerwoman0330 2

Friday 26 October 2012 18:24

I would've pissed myself laughing

Tinuviel97005 0

Friday 26 October 2012 21:52

I see no problem here. He got what was coming, and that's not your problem. Ask him if he learned his lesson.

hells_bells86 9

Friday 26 October 2012 23:26

your son got what he deserved. Maybe now he'll think twice before harassing someone again.

baileymarie102 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:38

He had if coming but to punch the kid!? How old is he? I mean, if to you young is like 13, I guess that's okay but if he's like 8 then the girl is messed up for punching a child in the face.