Kids: Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he...

By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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vanillababy4u69 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:01

Kudos to the girl!

MURIKKA 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:02

Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.

Comments

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:35

Yay, justice!

SAgirl 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:40

You should raise your child to know nit to insult people in the first place.

jamza 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:48

Sounds like the little prick got what he deserved...

peoplepainter 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:48

You tried to get him to stop? Have you forgotten that you are the not just the adult in this situation,but the parent? If you have put your child in a headlock and cover his mouth with your hands to get him to shut up, that's what you do! That's not abuse, that's training for the real world.

reborne 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:50

Wow, you're actually admitting to this on FML? I'd be ashamed to say I'd raised my kid not to respect other people or do as they're told. You sure went wrong somewhere.....

acetheone 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:53

was your son raised by wolves OP ? just curious.

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:19

Wolves have more respect.

secretsymbiote21 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:58

there need to be more girls like her!

cookeemonster 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:02

"I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen" Stop being a pathetic parent and weakly saying 'Stahhhp it!' Smack the little wanker.

loohoozuuhuur 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:08

I guess for some kids the naughty step won't do... Great action of the girl btw :-)

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:10

did this teenager have cheese cake on her face and had somehow lost a shoe? at any rate op it is still your fault for not teaching your son. start with buying him a dessert cook book along with some chic flicks but most importantly teach him how to duck.