Kids: Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he...

By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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vanillababy4u69 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:01

Kudos to the girl!

MURIKKA 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:02

Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.

Comments

medichick 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:30

I would have laughed, little boys can be little bastards. I have one and if this would have happened to my kid, I would have said oh well that's what you get lol.

VooDooCarrie91 19

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:13

76- I have two boys and they are wonderfully behaved. I know I'll never have to worry about them slinging insults and a random stranger decking them because they would never do anything like that in the first place. Parenting...apparently it's a lost art.

medichick 5

Wednesday 24 October 2012 13:07

I never said my son wasn't well behaved. He's an amazing little man and I'm an awesome mom. But kids have no fitters and say whatever is on their mind no matter what. So don't judge.

SanaSazi 32

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:33

Girl has sense! And teach your son some patience and concentration... Subway is way too quick to get bored at. Holy moly.

MetalOcelot 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:37

Damn OP, your son has no respect for you or anyone else, that'll get him nowhere in life real quick. He's still young, you can probably still fix this behavior if you actually discipline him.

taylor_hicks_42 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:57

Why the hell were you letting your son insult not only someone you don't know, but also a girl. You deserved it for not controlling your kid.

EmoSquirrel 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:57

Did someone in the crowd yell something along the lines of "Bet ya won't hit him?"

withasmile 3

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:57

Six is old enough to know better. He wouldn't stop? Seriously? My kids would never ever consider acting like that. Because they'd be in so much trouble. And any time my kids decided to act up in a store I took them outside until they straightened up and went back in and did what i needed to - buy groceries, sandwiches, whatever....I told them this could take 20 minutes or 3 hours. You really need to get a handle on him, gets harder as they get older.

ksuth 25

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:58

So if someone was insulting you incessantly and wouldn't stop or go away, you'd just stand there and go "okay"? If it was me I'd get just as pissed as the girl. If the only way to shut them up is a punch in the face, it's happening.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:01

Just see this as a hard lesson learned by your son. He will probably not insult or harass anybody else, ever.

cjhons 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:03

This FML makes no sense. Who lets their "young" son insult a teenager in the middle of a restaurant and then does not have said teenager arrested for assault of a "young" child? This one shouldn't have made it past the moderators.